WTF is $FA/RT?
Look, we saw a tweet and made a coin. There's no grand vision. There is no utility. This is literally 'Fullport A Runner Token'. We're just here to see if a coin named $FA/RT can actually go up. It's a social experiment for degenerates. Let's be stupid together.
The Holy Scripture
This tweet is our whitepaper. Our constitution. Our everything. A prophet named Rxbi spoke the words, and we, the humble disciples, created $FA/RT in its image. It's basically poetry.

How to Ape In
Stop thinking. Brain smooth. Just click the button. What's the worst that could happen?
APE INTO $FA/RTIf you need instructions, you might be too smart for this:
- Get a wallet. Phantom, whatever. You know the drill.
- Get some $SOL. Beg, borrow, or find it in your couch cushions. (Don't actually steal).
- Click the big yellow button. We made it easy for you.
- YEET your $SOL into $FA/RT. Full send. No regrets.
- Now pray. Or go touch grass. We don't care.
Fart-o-nomics
We drew this up on a napkin in 5 seconds.
- Total Supply: 1 BILLION smelly tokens.
- Liquidity: LP is burnt. Can't rug if you don't know how. We're not smart enough for that.
- Taxes: 0% taxes. Farts should be free.
Contract Address (copy this, dummy):
ER3df5CsiQXLYBsza2ij5e4My4fXgLmpbtas4GqDbonkRoadmap (lol)
We have no plan. But if we have to make something up, here it is:
- Phase 1: Launch token. See what happens. ✅
- Phase 2: Make some memes. Annoy people on Twitter.
- Phase 3: Figure out what a 'Phase 3' is. Maybe a Discord? Idk.
- Phase 4: We all become millionaires or we all go to zero. No in-between.
Join the Stink Cloud
Come yell at us on Twitter. It's the only social we have because we're lazy.
